Sunday, June 14, 2015

How to rock a bikini after a C-section


Step 1: Already own one, back from those pre-breeding days.

Here I am on our beach trip in 2011. 

Step 2: Laziness

Every moment I spend at the mall searching for a mom-bod bathing suit is one less moment I could spend on the couch (ok, floor) eating chocolate covered pretzels and drinking wine, or coffee, depending on the time of day.

Do not judge me for using Snapchat even though I will be 32 on Friday.
Step 3: Rationalize

I probably won't be the fattest or ugliest, and even if I am, I'm not putting a gun to anyone's head to look at me.

Mind your own business.

Step 4: Focus on positives

My badass scar is covered up by any bikini I've ever owned, but even if it wasn't, I would probably go full speed ahead just for some street cred. 

But, truly, I don't understand how it was a big enough exit location for his head and whole body.
Step 5: If it's ill fitting now, or you still feel uncomfortable, don a cover up.


My flab is all a secret under here.
Step 6: Take selfies, to prove to the internet how brave you are.

You can always crop yourself out.

Step 7: Remember, you are beautiful.

*No babies were harmed in the creating of this post.

5 comments:

  1. Love it! Was 2 years post c section before i could do it and i still put my kid in front of me in photos!

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  2. I NEED onebof those water baby carriers.

    BTW NICE RACK

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  3. Way to go. I had one in March. Still debating about this summer. I think I might have some boobage problems in mine.

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  4. Wait, that's a picture of *me* from *my* beach vacation in 2011. Why you taking pictures from my blog?

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