Thursday, December 6, 2012

Something to get your through your day

I have a little gift for you. Have you ever used the bathroom, flushed, and wondered "well what happens to that now?". I'm guessing not, since no one normal ever would, but today I'll get to find out (again) by taking a tour of the water treatment facility. We went on a field trip there last year and will be returning again this year. The smell is exactly what you would imagine, but then a million times worse. The only thing that could improve this situation is the weather turning suddenly cold and trying to supervise a ton of children in a dangerous area that, surprisingly, isn't really childproof because it's not a popular spot for field trips. 

Bottom line: When you get to that point today where you can't stand your job, just think to yourself "At least I'm not literally surrounded by shit like Alyssa is right now". 

Let's just say I didn't plan this trip.

On the flip side, I returned to some wonderful things this week. Tuesday, I went to spin class. Spin classes are so hit or miss, but I found the elusive, perfect class with a combination of a killer workout and excellent music, ranging from the Final Countdown to Pink. The woman next to me was alternating moaning as though she was having an intimate moment with her bike and dancing and singing like she was in the club, but I can't expect perfection. Before class, I tried to return to this mini weights routine I used to do but, embarrassingly, my legs were still sore from No More Trouble Zones Saturday and I gave up after one set.

Wednesday, I returned to 5am running with my running buddy, Lily. Waking up at 5am isn't easy, especially after being up way too late the night before, but having a good friend coming over makes it a little easier. Waking up to this on December 5th isn't bad, either.


I know it says 7:30am, I forgot to take the screen shot until after the run, and I had to hurry up and do it before it refreshed, because it was already colder by then!

After our 7 miles, I had a little time before I had to get in the shower, so I did Jillian Michaels (have I mentioned I LOVE her?) 30 Day Shred, Level 2. I had a bad feeling before beginning that I'd forgotten how hard it was, and I was right. All those shoulder moves kill me.

I'd also like to note that the package of bacon that we opened on Sunday was empty and in the trash Tuesday night. I don't know if this is average, but I ate two pieces a night and sustained one burn. I also tried Kara's method of cooking the bacon in the oven on tin foil, and it seemed significantly safer. If pouring the drippings left on the tin foil in my soup is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

In honor of my field trip, what do you anticipate the shittiest part of your day being?

14 comments:

  1. I was nervous about my board meeting/presentation today, but knowing that you'll be corralling kids in a waste water treatment plant makes my day seem significantly better. Thank you.

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  2. Hahaha, this post is so appropriate. I anticipated the shittiest part of my day being a needle biopsy at 3:30.

    But then I woke up to my husband coughing up blood.

    So I had to take the dog for his run. Did I mention I sprained my ankle 2 days ago? So running was fun. Especially since then I was late and didn't have time for coffee. Also my dog is sort of an asshole with no manners. And it was 28* this morning.

    Thus, the morning has been - no coffee + sick husband + asshole dog + cold, painful run. Did I mention no coffee? I still think that's the worst part. ;)

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    1. Your hubby was coughing up BLOOD?? Is he ok?

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  3. Whose lovely idea was this for a field trip spot? It must have been someone who hates children. Also, I think if you're dancing on a spin bike, you're doing it wrong. And any kind of moaning or grunting noises while working out are always unnecessary!

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  4. I think that is the best intro paragraph to a blog post I have ever read. Bonus points for making me think of toilets and shit so early on a Thursday morning.

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  5. I needed this today because Faith woke up caked in dried vomit (who sleeps through THAT??) and has since vomited all over (and I mean literally all over) the kitchen.

    This is the answer to what's more fun than staying home all day with a newborn and a toddler? Add vomit!

    I hope you're enjoying your field trip of the shit farm. :)

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    1. I can neither confirm nor deny sleeping through something like that, Vegas is a rough town...

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  6. I feel like I remember reading about this field trip last year and wondering who in the hell thought that would be a good idea. I run by one of those treatment facilities sometimes and can't get the smell out of my nose...wonder what it's like when you're actually there! And did you seriously dump bacon grease in your soup?!

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  7. Yes, bacon in the oven is so much easier to deal with. I just discovered this a week or two ago! Your comment about the lady at spin class made me laugh out loud (while on a conf. call and not on mute, whoops!). Enjoy your shitty day, I'll think of you when I start complaining about things today.

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  8. This was my favorite sentence of the day: If pouring the drippings left on the tin foil in my soup is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

    It just seems so un-Alyssa like.

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    1. I literally laughed out loud at that line :)

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  9. I don't even know what to write here. Hope you had fun at the shit farm just seems very, very wrong.

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  10. I will think of your crap-tastic day at Booty Call! They posted this today" Ok, it is almost time for our Booty Call! Time to tighten, lift, and sculpt our backsides!"...Whooty here I come!

    Has nothing to do with anything - except it has to do with Twilight. Which me and your students know - is everything sometimes: "Why Twilight has Such a Massive Following—and How to Apply This Concept to Your Blog" sofre.sh/1LR

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  11. Let me get this straight, you went to the poo equivalent of Willy Wonka's factory to punish the kids, right?

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