Last week, after exchanging
approximately 857 emails with my friend Jackie trying to plan for our
arrival at the Marine Corps Marathon, I started to really want a
medal for making it to the start, not the finish. This was a tough
marathon, but the logistics of the travel to and from was even
tougher.
MCM was by far the largest marathon I'd
ever done, with 30,000 runners (for the full marathon). That's a lot
of freakin people trying to get to DC by 6am on a Sunday morning when
the roads are shut down.
My alarm went off at 3:45 am, and I
left my house at 4:15. When I got to my car, I realized I was going
to have to find my snow brush, because it was entirely encased in
ice. Chiseling ice off my car was not a good sign of what was to
come, because we anticipated waiting outside in our running clothes
for nearly two hours before the race.
I guess in terms of waiting in the
cold, the way things went was a positive. Jackie drove us to the
metro station.
The metro was nothing but runners |
Masses of humanity waiting to take the elevator out of the metro station |
Batman couldn't expedite the arrival process |
Between accidents and waiting for
trains, we didn't arrive at the Pentagon until nearly 7am, and then
had to walk about a half mile to the race, and wait in line at a
security checkpoint. We finally entered Runner's Village around 7:30,
and still needed to wait in line for the porto-potty and check out
bags – and the race started at 8, and we still had to walk to some
other location to find the start line.
I almost didn't find Kara, even after a
good ten minutes on the phone trying to locate each other “uhh....I'm
really cold and jumping up down” “well...I'm wearing blue and
standing in a huge line of people at one of the 800 porto-potties”.
After a dead sprint to the UPS trucks that were holding on to our
bags while we ran, I nearly just started hysterically screaming her
name, but thank god, she was there, and we sprinted to the start,
vaulting over concrete barriers on the way. Just a typical warmup
before a 26.2 mile run.
Parachuter dropped down at the race start - I had plenty of time in line to take pics |
Finish area in Arlington |
They were announcing two minutes until
the start when we arrived, and we lined up way too far back, around
the 4:30 group. After all that, my nerves were completely shot, and I
couldn't wait to start running just to relax. I probably would have
taken off like a shot and burned out my legs, but luckily, we were
packed in and could barely even move, and the first three miles are
up steep hills.
Kara and I were chatting for the first
ten miles, and I managed to see Mike, Jackie, and Mike's son Conor
and his friends. Just to give you an idea how crowded it was, a guy
we were chatting with accidentally tripped me while we were talking.
Like, he completely knocked my legs out from under me and if he
hadn't used both arms to grab me around the waist, I would have face
planted on the asphalt. The entire race was spent jostling, bumping,
and even kicking people. There were a few spots where it opened up,
but those were the exception.
Around mile 18 we stopped to use the
bathroom (which shows how much we'd basically just given up on this
race) and I was pretty much just ready to sit down on the mall and
call it a day. I couldn't believe I had 8 more miles, mentally, I was
over it. Around 20, we spent about 2 miles on a huge, bridge, and
that was just terrible. There was nothing to see, almost no
spectators, and it was just horribly boring.
The last six miles were the typical
last six miles of a marathon. Exhausting, tough, every mile seemed
longer than the last, and I honestly considered walking. Finally, at
25, my I knew we were almost done and I felt much better. I saw a
friend at the finish line – in Baltimore, I was cheering and waving
to friends at this point – yesterday I could barely croak her name
out so she could see me. I knew there would be a hill at 26, but I
was shocked by how steep it was – who the hell puts a mountain at
the end of a marathon? That was absolute cruelty. Plus, it narrowed
like crazy and everyone slowed way the hell down, and at that point,
going slower than your natural stride is so painful. I told Kara it
was a good thing we weren't gunning for a PR here, because I would
probably have killed someone.
Yet again, waiting in line for medals |
Finally, we crossed the finish, and a
marine put our medals around our necks.
The organization at the finish was
impeccable – we were given bags, boxes of food, and Gatorade so
quickly it was unbelievable. Unfortunately, no amount of organization
can move thousands of shuffling post – marathoners up a narrow hill
any faster, so we took slow, painful steps out of the finish area. On
the bright side of this grim march, we saw Lily.
Kara said we looked like refugees –
covered in our space blankets, clutching our snack bags, and
shuffling along.
That became even more so when we got
our bags and saw everyone just laying in the street. Like everything
else that day, using a bathroom required more than a half hour wait
in line, so I changed my clothes in the middle of the street. Guess
who else did that? EVERYONE. That was what MCM reduced us to. Don't
worry, I managed to keep everything concealed, so I can still run for
office one day.
We wandered aimlessly, calling and
texting, trying to find out rides, until we finally parted ways. I
still couldn't find Jackie, so I gave up and just sat on a curb for
awhile. Eventually, she collected me, and we headed to the metro.
The guy who tripped me is on the far left |
To take the DC metro, you first have to
swipe your metro card in a machine, which then opens it's gate to let
you in. We waited more than 45 minutes to swipe our cards for this
privilege. Have you ever been to a concert and stood in the front, by
the stage? That was the experience of waiting to swipe our cards.
Jackie and I had planned to go out to
lunch after the race. Well, that never happened, because when we got
back to her car, it was nearly dinner time, and I still had over an
hour to go before I'd get home. I'd eaten a banana, an airline –
sized bag of pretzels, and a bag of dried edamame from my race
packet.
So let's review – left home at 4:15
am, and barely made the race start at 8am. We arrived at the metro
station at 2:00, and it was nearly 6:00 when I walked in my door. The
race is 60 miles from my house. More than 7 hours spent traveling,
which doesn't count the 2.5 hours the day before, picking up my bib.
That's one of the reasons I would never do this race again.
As tough as it was, this race actually
seemed to fly by (that doesn't count the last six miles, if you've
run a marathon, you know that's a completely different race). I was
so excited to see the monuments, but other than MLK and Jefferson, I
couldn't remember seeing any. On the metro back, Mike kept talking
about seeing all the monuments, and Jackie and I just stared at him
in confusion, wondering if we'd run the same marathon. The whole
thing just seemed like a blur.
I do consider this race a success
because I didn't end up in the emergency room. With people bumping
me, ice on the bridges, and the genius idea to give away orange
slices (which made the ground a slippery mine field), the fact that I
didn't fall and suffer a concussion is a miracle. We also finished in
4:05, which, two weeks after a marathon, I'm pretty impressed with. All in all, I felt decent, and nothing terrible happened, but let's just say we weren't our sunny selves from previous races.
I'm glad I did it, but,
lesson learned – if you want to see the monuments, just take a day
trip into DC.
And no marathon is complete without
some incredible dessert.
Chocolate/peanut butter whoppie pie assembly |
Oh, and I have broomball tonight, which means I need to run around on the ice. Sweet!